No Place Like Home - The Witcher 3

No Place Like Home is a secondary Blood and Wine Quest in The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt.


"Once Geralt had helped both Lambert and Eskel, Yennefer was ready to lift Uma's curse. Yet in a surprise twist, Vesemir demanded they wait. The old witcher wanted to try his own, less risky method before the sorceress went about her invasive business. The others all bowed to his seniority and wisdom and let him take Uma to treat as he wished - leaving them with an unexpectedly free evening to fill. Eskel timidly suggested they spend this time productively, but this suggestion lost out to a more attractive alternative - a night of drink and camaraderie.

If Yennefer stays for a while:

During their well-lubricated gathering Yennefer finally revealed her plan to the witchers: if Vesemir proved unable to lift Uma's curse, she would subject the being to the Trials of Grasses. These were the exceptionally dangerous and painful alchemical procedures young boys used to be forced to undergo in order to become witchers. It is no wonder, then, that Yennefer's intentions proved highly controversial. The sorceress defended her idea, holding that only by preparing Uma's body in this drastic way would it be able to survive the shock of lifting the curse. This unsettling news needed time to be properly digested, and so the witchers broke out a few more bottles and exchanged some stories with Yennefer before heading to bed. They had a very big day ahead of them - a day in which they just might find Ciri.

If Yennefer goes straight to bed:

During their well-lubricated gathering Yennefer finally revealed her plan to the witchers: if Vesemir proved unable to lift Uma's curse, she would subject the being to the Trials of Grasses. These were the exceptionally dangerous and painful alchemical procedures young boys used to be forced to undergo in order to become witchers. It is no wonder, then, that Yennefer's intentions proved highly controversial. The sorceress defended her idea, holding that only by preparing Uma's body in this drastic way would it be able to survive the shock of lifting the curse. This upsetting news needed to be properly digested. And so, after Yennefer went to sleep, the witchers turned to the tried and true digestive-aiding powers of hard alcohol, card playing and the recounting of ribald tales."

No Place Like Home Objectives

1. Proceed to Kaer Morhen's main hall
2. Return to the witchers
3. Find Eskel using your Witcher Senses
4. Examine the source of the noise
5. Search Yennefer's trunks
6. Put on Yennefer's trousers

Rewards

• ?? xp
• ?? gold
• ?? items

Walkthrough

Enter the fortress at Kaer Morhen and into the main hall and dining table. Answer however you'd like for all the chats during this meeting. Vesemir wants to try the rite. Head with Eskel to the kitchen. Yennefer will excuse herself at which point you can chat to her about things. You can accept her proposition if offered. Otherwise everyone gets drunk. 

Eskel will stumble off drunkenly. Use your Witcher senses to find some spilled wine. Follow the prints past the dead ekimmara and step outside to find blood on the ground.

Head south to find Eskel asleep. Wake him up and Lambert will want to turn on the megascope. You can either tell him he's a genius or say no.

Make your way back to Yennefer's chamber if you agree and try to use the scope. You agree to dress like Yennefer as to not tip off Ida. Find her trousers in her trunk and put them on. Turn on the scope to come face to face with Cyrus Hemmelfart who is on the toilet. Yennefer puts an end to the livechat and the quest ends.

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