Goodness, Gracious, Great Balls of Granite!
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Goodness, Gracious, Great Balls of Granite! is a Secondary Quest in The Witcher 3 Wild Hunt. This Secondary Quest is a part of the Blood and Wine DLC. Secondary Quests are optional Quests not required to finish the game. Some of these quests may have a bearing on certain Main Quests or may be a consequence of another Quest.
Goodness, Gracious, Great Balls of Granite can be activated from the notice board at The Gran place or by speaking to the Art Curator in the area who will be proclaiming that the exhibition is closed.
Wanted: Discreet Specialist
Wanted: professional to investigate mystery concerning Reginald d'Aubry's statue. Requirements: indomitable work ethic, absolute discretion and refinement in supernatural situations. Desirable: immaculate presentation, aesthetic sensitivity and knowledge of modern sculpture.
For details, please see Rolande de Flakfizer, Curator of Art and Collectibles.
The Witcher 3 Goodness, Gracious, Great Balls of Granite! Objectives
- Talk to the art curator.
- Using your Witcher Senses, investigate the crime scene.
- Using your Witcher Senses, follow the scent.
- Enter the house.
- If you attack the husband:
- Defeat the attacker.
Let Hughes keep the stones:
- Wait 7 days and return to Hughes for your reward.
- Return to Hughes for the second part of your reward.
Lend the stones:
- Wait 1 day.
- Return to Hughes.
- Talk to the art curator.
Rewards for Goodness, Gracious, Great Balls of Granite! in The Witcher 3
- Reginald figurine
- 50 if you let Hughes keep the stones
Walkthrough for The Witcher 3 Goodness, Gracious, Great Balls of Granite!
Begin the quest by accepting it from the Notice Board or by speaking to the Art Curator directly at The Gran place. Examine the statue. Follow your Witcher Senses to a home a little west of the Art Curator's location. Confront Hughes for the stones. You can either let him have it for a reward, demand it, or lend it to him. If you have retreievcd the stones return to the Art Curator.
Goodness, Gracious, Great Balls of Granite! Journal
If Geralt learns of it in passing:
A local art curator asked Geralt for help in a matter concerning the statue of Reginald d'Aubry – a local legend and national hero. Since the matter was of a delicate nature, he asked the witcher maintain absolute discretion. Geralt accepted the contract, not knowing he was in for quite the shock when the details of what he was to investigate and why were made known.
If Geralt learns of through a notice board:
On one of the notice boards of Beauclair Geralt found a very interesting contract. A certain man was looking for a discrete specialist in the supernatural. Geralt had the feeling this was directed at someone more or less just like him.
Geralt got knocked out by the husband:
There are some parts of the White Wolf's story best passed over in silence. Loyalty to my friend does not allow me to say the famed witcher was sucker punched by a cuckolded husband even though he had nothing to do with the cuckolding in question...so it shall have to suffice to say Reginald's statue was not returned to its former glory. The rest will fade into oblivion.
Geralt lets Hughes borrow the "stones" or directly takes them back:
Geralt was able to retrieve "Beauclair's most valuable jewels" and Reginald d'Aubry's statue was once again made whole. Thanks to this, both the curator and a great number of local matrons were highly satisfied, people in general were more relaxed and merry, a bumper crop of children was on its way and tourism to Beauclair reached new heights. All thanks to a humble witcher.
Geralt lets Hughes keep the "stones":
Geralt tracked down the thief and confronted him, only to be confronted himself with a most atypical offer. The man wanted to borrow "Beauclair's most valuable jewels" for a few more days so he could... finish some things. Geralt showed understanding (a nod being as good as a wink to our worldly friend) and promised to return in a week. Do you know the saying about the butterfly that flaps its wings in Kovir and causes a hurricane in Cintra? All decisions have entirely unpredictable consequences, and this was no exception – the poor Hughes' heart could not bear his amatory gusto and burst from overexertion. The witcher was left with half his reward and a guilty conscience.
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